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All the english speaking countries have different slangs, accent, expressions etc.But all the english speaking people use an unbeatable combination to two words
"F*****G SHIT".
If you look at this word and try to interpret the literal meaning, you will be in splits.This is hilarious, impossible.It cannot happen in reality, so it leaves us with the supposition that it can be used for something unusually bad ( which cant happen otherwise), this way we make it clear where to use it :).

Another misleading word is "Back-biting", although this is more prevelant among girls, which makes it more comic.Back-biting is really bad and a curse for a good friendship.I prefer Mc Chicken rather.....

Since people cannot use "." (full stop) in spoken english, they use some delimiters like "You know".What the heck? If I would have known it, why would i waste my time with a bin.

Most of the people also like to verify what they spoke is correct, so they suffix a "Right? " in the end of each sentence.This may create confusions sometimes. Suppose your navigator has this habit and he says "Now we will turn left,right?".It is difficult.You may bang your car somewhere with such person.

Another misleading word is "Gay", on one side it means happiness, and on the other side it is more popular.Since popular side is not openly accepted, the noble meaning of this word is suppressed.People are not comfortable using this word even in good sense....

Now a days , people meet and their conversation starts with "Whats up","Hows life","Anything new".Thats it.The most common answers are "Nothing much" ,"Going on","Well ya somethings".Then the elevator reaches the desired floor.

The usage of word "Shit" is so common and open in english speaking countries..They just say it openly :).Otherwise they have very good facilties.

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